If you're one of those people that dwells in the left (passing) lane with absolutely no regard for the people behind you trying to get thru but can't 'cuz the slow (right) lane is clogged...
I hate you.
Check out this state-by-state map of "left lane passing laws".
Get out of the fast lane!!!!
And get off your phones, too. You're not that interesting or important.
Listen to your radio instead.