That's Judge Michael Cicconetti (aka Judge Chick) of Painesville, Ohio. He's been issuing creative punishments for years. His latest? He's ordering that drunk driver offenders must download the Uber and Lyft apps and connect them to an active credit card.
I like him. Seems like he puts actual thought into the penalties he hands out.
Like this judgement from last year - a guilty plea for animal cruelty.
(If it were up to me... I'd hang the defendant by his b@&&s!)
I'm sure some buy-the-book law geeks would frown-upon his unconventional style, but I think he's fantastic.