Don't wanna buzzkill your holiday weekend, but...
You know those tasty iced beverages you love so much from your beloved Starbucks? Well... how do I word this gracefully... Ummmm.
Yeah- there might be poop in there. Sorry. It hurts me as much as it hurts you.
Samples of iced drinks from a number of coffee chains (in Britain specifically, let it be noted) contained a "concerning" amount of fecal bacteria.
In fact, the study said the levels were not nearly a trace, but... "significant". A whopping 30 percent of the tested Starbucks drink came back positive for poop.
Read the whole nauseating story below.
Again... I'm sorry. Don't kill the messenger.