Are you a good-looking, incredibly shallow and annoying high-maintenance, narcissistic vapid shell of a human being? Well, have I got the thing for you!
ABC's hugely successful (for reasons unbeknownst to me) dating shows, "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" are casting right here in Cleveland. Here's your chance to grab 15 minutes of semi-fame!
Warner Bros. will be holding a casting call for both shows at the Doubletree by Hilton Hotel Cleveland at 1111 Lakeside Ave. from 1pm-5pm Saturday July 29th.
Thousands of empty-souls try out for this horse$hit every year and YOU could be the next one. Just think... You'll be the talk of the town. I'm sure every milquetoast morning show in Cleveland will want you on their dumb show to talk about your "life changing experience". Just think of the social media followers you'll score from this one. The possibilities are endless!
Good luck... you basic, basic b!tc$es, you.