About eight months ago, a man who will go nameless bought a “penis padlock” that he would “wear from time to time, and give his girlfriend the key.” As much fun as that sounds, it didn’t go that well when the guy decided it was time to end the relationship. For three months, this dude had his dong in a locked cage…and his ex had the only key. By the time he finally got the key back, the “lock had rusted shut.” Out of options, the guy finally caved and went to a “tattoo and piercing specialist,” who had the tools needed to remove the pee-pee padlock without damaging the goods inside.
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