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The Irish village of Clogher has a cow semen heist on their hands. Police say two artificial insemination tanks were stolen…each containing a “large quantity” of moo juice. Both the tanks and their contents are said to have “significant value,” and authorities are asking anyone with knowledge of the theft to come forward with information. So, if you happen to be in Ireland, and know someone who suddenly obtained a couple of tanks filled with bovine-batter…it’s a safe bet the cops would like to chat with them.
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