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While there are exceptions, a good general rule is to just assume that no woman wants an unsolicited photograph of your man package to randomly show up in her phone. Whether it’s through a Tinder introduction or it’s a lame attempt at flirting while you try and break up her monotony at work, there are more creative ways to get your desires across. Eleven women, and one man, were asked to share their thoughts on what would be a more enjoyable and provocative surprise in their smartphones than a carefully crafted and well-lit picture of your throbbing boner.
- Christine – A guy would send her pictures of various locations where he’d like to get down with her, and even one of his lap (clothed), all of which said something to the effect of “I want you right here.” She says she “liked that a lot”
- Vanessa – A shirtless photo in bed suggesting a cuddle or even just relaxing on the couch made her melt because he was “showing his vulnerable side” and was “taking down his walls”
- Suzette – If you’re going to highlight your dong, do it through some “sweats or tight pants”…it’s more discrete and makes it more of a mystery
- Samantha – A shot with a guy who has his hands down his boxers is really sexy…just no D…
- Rebekah –Her husband was traveling on business, and sent her a shot of his sexy legs “fully extended on the bed” in his hotel room. That worked for her
- Amanda – Her boyfriend would send nudes, but make them funny by covering his junk up with a bag of potato chips or something else to that effect
- Britini – “Happy trails in boxer briefs…helllloooo!”
- Jodie – She’s down with “super thick dudes’ thigh/butt situation” in a killer boxer briefs scenario
- Amanda – Taking a shot of a potential date spot is a classy move…it sounds old-fashioned, especially in this conversation, but it’s a solid play
- Nicki – Something even more personal than his dong would be great…like his credit card information (Editor’s Note – Don’t really do this)
- Caroline – Trying to be “sexy” rarely has the effect you’re going for. Sometimes “dorky” is far better
- Paul – He’s an “art and fitness model,” and his experience tells him that “face and eyes” shots get the best responses
Check out the full article at Ask Men