Photo: Matias Castello / EyeEm / EyeEm / Getty Images
Police are investigating after a homeowner’s security camera captured a man performing an indecent act with a cucumber in her Northwest Washington DC driveway. The incident occurred around 5:30 p.m. on Sept. 6. The homeowner, Catherine Baker, shared the footage on Reddit, hoping to help police identify the man and protect the community.
In Catherine’s security video, the man walks over to the front of a car and appears to shimmy the veggie into the car's grille. It's hard to see exactly what this individual does, but while looking around to make sure he's alone, he turns around, appears to drop his pants, and has some private time with the vegetable. He then walks away, lights up a cigarette, and puts the cuc back into his lunchbox. Authorities are pursuing charges under DC’s indecent exposure law, which could result in fines or jail time.
Check it out at TMZ