Ass-Wiping Tips From A Pro

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A clean ass…is a happy ass. Renowned anal surgeon Dr. Evan Goldstein has a few wiping tips that’ll keep your browneye from becoming blue. 

  • First, stop wiping so hard. The tissue back there is tender and can be easily irritated or even torn
  • Goldstein is a huge bidet advocate, as long as you remember to gently dry yourself afterwards to prevent irritation
  • The doctor is also staunchly anti-wet wipe, saying “they’re bad for the environment…and your butthole.” In fact, Goldstein says that 90% of the issues he sees in his office are “wet wipe induced” 

Bottom line…so to speak…if you’re going to continue going the TP route, your best move will be to “blot” rather than “wipe,” and do it from a “standing squat” position. You’re welcome.

Read the full article at Huffington Post 


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