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Last week, “multiple concerned citizens” visiting an antique outlet mall in Texas called the police after seeing a man “selecting items from multiple vendors” and “placing them in his rectum.” Then, that same man was reportedly “removing those items” from his rectum and “placing them back on the shelves.” Police were able to find the suspect and identified him as Mitchell Vest. A warrant was issued for Vest’s arrest and he was taken into custody on a criminal mischief charge. The items that had allegedly been stuffed up his butt were disposed of.
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