I applaud the HGTV producers who were savage enough to keep this wealthy sugar daddy's embarrassingly LOUD release in the episode! I've never heard anything like it on such a "family friendly" channel amid all their overly-PC banter, which made this catch so much more satisfying.
Either the mic picked the sound up and he genuinely thought it was his most secretive fart ever, silently sliding out with no witnesses
*OR*
he gives fewer f**ks than any human in live television history. Either way: well done, sir.
xoxo