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It’s all fun-and-games until you get busted waxing your carrot in the library. While inside the Vanderbilt University Divinity Library, 25-year-old Mark Cowart was seen, by seven people according to a report, slapping the salami while watching porn on a library computer. When cops arrive, the report seeing him at a computer terminal “with his sweatpants pulled down and his hands in his boxers, actively masturbating.” Then, came time for the arrest, which became a challenge when Cowart was able to “slip away” from handcuffs thanks to an “unknown substance on his hands.” We’ll take “lube” for a thousand, Alex. Cowart has since been charged…and his hands washed.
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